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Reno GWAR August 2nd

gingerpetunia — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:29:21 GMT

See you at Stony's.

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The latest GWAR Dirt

ladydelilah — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 18:27:05 GMT

Enjoy bohabs!

www.gwar.net
Dying for the latest dirt on GWAR? Here it is.
Submitted by jomo5280 on March 23, 2006 - 1:51pm.
Slave Pit Central, March 23rd, 2006

Everyone (except everybody else) was ecstatic when GWAR put out “Violence Has Arrived” in 2001—it marked GWAR’s triumphant return to metal, and the world breathed a collective sigh of relief that we hadn’t put out another “We Kill Everything”, no matter how much they might have enjoyed having sex with animals! Ecstasy turned to unbridled glee when GWAR put out “War Party” in 2004, because it was obvious to all that GWAR was going to keep it heavy. “War Party” led to the best year in GWAR’s blood-soaked history—people were forced to accept the fact that not only did GWAR put on the greatest show on this or any other planet, but they were also a musical force to be reckoned with. Some 240+ shows later, GWAR returned to the frozen waste of Antarctica with a 9-ton crack boulder, ready to plan the next phase in their never-ending yet ultimately futile campaign to destroy the planet and escape earth once and for all. Well, the crack boulder is down to a mere half-ton, so it is time—time for GWAR to return to realms of man with a new album, show, and all kinds of other cool shit to appease your lust for all things GWAR. So here is a brief explanation of what to expect and look forward to in what is shaping up to be the biggest and sickest chapter in GWAR’s crummy career of complete chaos.

First up, GWAR and Slave Pit are as pleased as a pimply porcupine to announce that none other than the incredible Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad, producer of about a million killer bands) will be co-producing the new GWAR record, tentatively entitled “Go to Hell!”. The bulk of the material is already completed, and recording at Flattus/Cory’s Karma Studio’s begins in early April. Then Oderus and Flattus will travel to the semi-frozen wasteland of Vancouver (in the bat-shaped helicopter, of course), to mix and master what is without a doubt going to be the heaviest album in GWAR’s discography. To ensure this every album will come with a large brick, that fans are encouraged to throw at someone. The concept of the album is the closest thing to a rock opera that GWAR has done since “Ragnarok”, and concerns GWAR’s epic journey into the tunnels and caverns that honeycomb your world, a journey not only to escape their earthly prison “from within”, but also to find and confront this so-called “Satan”, who seems to think that he is a bigger bad ass than Oderus. Along the way GWAR encounter’s a bevy of demonic dickheads and hapless victims, all ready to die for your entertainment. The album will also have a special “enhanced” section, with incredible behind-the-scenes footage and GWAR knows what else! Look for GWAR’s latest and greatest album yet to hit the stores in September.

If you don’t know already, GWAR is confirmed for this years Sounds of the Underground festival tour. GWAR will once again have the “halftime show” slot, and the line-up is fucking incredible. And the best part? No fucking emo! So look for the dreaded “Golf Cart of Death” on this summer’s coolest festival tour! More or less around that time, Slave Pit and DRT will release a new DVD—titled “Bloodbath and Beyond”, this will be a behind and in front of the scenes history of all things GWAR and Slave Pit, including tons of rare and never-before scenes of consummate carnage. For example, you will witness the glory of “Filthy Chunks”, an unreleased porno movie filmed in the “Scumdogs” era, starring Oderus and the Sexecutioner, and a previously unheard of video for “Poor Old Tom”, directed (poorly) by Oderus Urungus. The DVD will be hosted by Oderus and Sleazy in a completely retarded “Siskel and Ebert” format. Yuks for all, you hump!

And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks. This one is just silly. Apparently GWAR has been awarded a “Lifetime Achievement Award” by the Live Action Role Playing Society. This is a big deal! Tons of cool/famous/creative/completely geeked-out people are a part of this thing, and GWAR will be honored at a huge awards ceremony in Hollywood’s Shrine Theater on April 29th, 2006. But that’s not even the best part—the pre-awards party is going to be held the night before at the Playboy mansion, where GWAR will actually perform 2 songs! Somebody pinch me!

Finally Slave Pit and Shocker Toys are proud to announce the release of a full-line of GWAR action-figures, meticulously crafted in painstaking detail by the very talented people at Shocker Toys. The figures will be released in three sets of three figures, and the schedule is as follows—
1) Oderus, Beefcake, and Techno-Destructo
2) Balsac, Jizmak, and Bozo-Destructo
3) Flattus, Slymenstra, and Sleazy P. Martini

Each set comes with a Slave, various weapons, and whatever instrument the enclosed figure plays (poorly). The first set will debut at this years San Diego Comic Con, with the follow-ups coming out soon after. There will also be a full line of “Shockini” figures. GWAR fans play with dolls!

Other even murkier events and products are lurking just beneath the horizon, so don’t you fret, faithful bohab! As you go through the mundane, banal, and nauseating minutia that comprises the sum total of your life, the GWAR slaves are working their asses off, preparing the war machines that GWAR will utilize in this latest and greatest assault upon your planet and the realms that lay below it. GWAR is coming, down your throat, up your butt, and all over Satan’s tits (all seven of them). Prepare human filth, GWAR is going to hell, and we’re taking you with us!

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What is this!!!

Amanda — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 04:07:32 GMT

No talk of the new album???!!!

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GWAR ART

gingerpetunia — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 23:17:50 GMT

http://www.flickr.com/photos/chuckod/sets/72057594055444759/

GWAR ART

http://www.juxtapoz.com/mambo/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=165&Itemid=50

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S.F

Amanda — Sun, 13 Nov 2005 18:34:55 GMT

anyone going to the pound tuesday?

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nj, anyone?

Comatoast — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 22:52:37 GMT

anyone going to the one in Sayreville? Hopefully, I'll be there, just wondering if anyone else was going to that one :)

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New

Comatoast — Wed, 06 Jul 2005 01:11:50 GMT

Just made an account on tribes; this was among the first things i searched for, so happy theres a GWAR tribe. I saw them on saturday at Sounds of Underground, they were fucking awesome, I got 2 shirts blood and piss stained :D

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blood

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 23:02:17 GMT

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Seeing GWAR again... I got Plastic and Pain.

brainstamper — Fri, 06 May 2005 10:00:28 GMT

I lived to tell another story.
I was at the
ALL THAT REMAINS TOUR DATE:

11/29/2004 07:00 PM - The DNA Lounge
, San Francisco, CA 94080 -

w/ Gwar and Dying Fetus

In the beginning of the show,I was lifted above the crowd by "that guy " who always locks his fingers and gets you on top. I was up for awhile, got moved to the front,went over security zone, and promtly got kicked out for "crowd surfing" . I Snuck back in, got kicked HARD in the eye by someone on top and got spewed on with various fluids,. Another religious experience with GWAR, they threw these plastic things at us after the assault ( in photo album). I went to another GWAR show and all I got was more dyed clothes, a black eye and these picks. This band is one of the best things that has ever happened...ever.

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MASS destruction cometh

Sun, 01 May 2005 14:54:49 GMT

http://www.soundsoftheundergroundtour.com/
finally the real destruction tour to smash all lolltozfesitvals

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now

Fri, 29 Apr 2005 20:14:50 GMT

NOW IT'S TIME...
ALMOST TIME.....

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x-cops

banjolismo — Sat, 18 Dec 2004 03:08:47 GMT

ever heard of 'em, it's gwar dressed in cop gear, led by DB as the bay area gay aryan.

or how about rawg, their human counterpart band?

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sell the dress?

gingerpetunia — Mon, 24 Jan 2005 18:54:34 GMT

i am so broke!

am thinking about selling off the dress i wore in phallus in wonderland. if i ebay list the dress can i even use that word?

phallus!

how much should i sell the dress for?
i made it myself from patches.

am i nuts to sell this? it's the dress i'm wearing in the tribe photo for this tribe,

from the Have u Seen Me video
where I punch out gibbie from the butthole surfers.
finally threw out those smelly old green pantyhose...

but how about the dress? any takers?
if you say u want it i will really list it on
the ebay so it's guaranteed.

i just wanna test the waters here and see if i'm coo-koo

thanks for your indulgance

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baltimore in feb

gingerpetunia — Thu, 30 Dec 2004 04:27:19 GMT

February 4, 2005
@ Recher Theatre
512 York Road
Towson, MD 21204

GWAR (Metal Blade)
All That Remains (Prosthetic Records)

All Ages
Doors Open: 08:00 PM
Show Starts: 09:00 PM

see you there

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this was my

Mon, 13 Dec 2004 22:18:36 GMT

first time seein them and it was fuckin great,enjoyed every min of it......

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Decapitate all music tribes !!!!!

Fri, 03 Dec 2004 23:56:43 GMT

Puny humans!! It is travesty that far lesser bands have so many fans..not only on tribe but web wide. Gwar deserve to be worshipped as the god of live rock shows that they are.
i first saw them about 88 or so and many times since thru the years..there r not enuff words to describe a gawr show except u will be entertained whovere u are !
ALL should bend down and worship the Power!!
lets spread the violence thru out the tribes!!!!

i miss hymen and sexecutioner but what can u do !

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mock the vote tour

juggaloco — Sun, 28 Nov 2004 17:59:57 GMT

ijust saw the show on friday and it was insane i can not say it to many times GWAR are the gods of metal the best shows ive ever been to by far if you havent seen them than there is something seriously wrong with yer brain get up go buy a ticket get your ass there and rock plain and simple

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anyone know?

Sarah — Sun, 24 Oct 2004 16:34:37 GMT

Bay area shows? Im trying to get back in touch with my friend Dave...any help would be greatly appreciated.

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new video?

gingerpetunia — Thu, 14 Oct 2004 00:49:18 GMT

MY friend Dug said he saw GWAR

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crack

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 20:07:29 GMT

We are running out of crack! More crack now! We are going to crash!

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New CD Info

Shawn — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 17:38:11 GMT

GWAR Set Release Date For New Album - July 20, 2004

GWAR have set an October 26 release date through DRT Entertainment for their long-awaited follow-up to 2001's "Violence Has Arrived". The as-yet-untitled CD is being recorded at Wreckroom Studios in Richmond, Va. and will be mixed at the Chop Shop in NYC. Handling the production duties is Glen Robinson, who worked with the band on their classic third album, "America Must Be Destroyed". DRT will also be re-issuing GWAR's debut album "Hell-O" and the classic follow-up "Scumdogs of the Universe" as a specially packaged double CD on August 3. A world tour in support of the new album will begin in October/November.

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where are you?

banjolismo — Sat, 13 Mar 2004 00:04:06 GMT

I'm in Oakland.

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Halloween

BUCK-tard — Sat, 10 Jan 2004 00:09:08 GMT

I have had the distint pleasure of seeing 4 shows in Chicago, but alas they weren't here this year. Where did they play, anyone see them?

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Album info

Johnny — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 09:33:10 GMT

I can't remember witch album "have you seen me" is on. Can someone help me out

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more pictures scumdogs

lowbelly — Wed, 12 May 2004 07:39:27 GMT

You call this a gwar site and only post one picture? Someone needs to be sexecuted and beheaded! Here some more fer ya!

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phallus in wonderland

gingerpetunia — Thu, 16 Oct 2003 14:17:23 GMT

Did you ever watch the long-form video "Phallus in Wonderland" ? Have you any questions about PLOT?

Yes there was a plot. I had the luck to play the Cereal Girl in that video; shot back at the beginning of the 90s.

Did you know it was nominated for best long form video at the Grammys but it lost to a long-form video from Jethro Tull?

Phallus is six videos strung together from the America Must Be Destroyed album. If you don't understand the loose plot between songs, ask away. I actually got to understand the script during filming.

questions?

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D.B.X. (Dave Brokie Experience)

joolsmandelbrot — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 12:09:27 GMT

How many of you own or at least heard this nugget of joy, favorite tracks anyone? How 'bout them liner notes eh?

Calling Doctor Fong, has got to be my absofuccalutely most favorite track on that album hands down!

"Many say my master is crazy, the first thing he said when he became king was, "find me the biggest conch shell in the whole world" It took years to find a shell big enough for son of Fong... and when we did, it was guarded by a gigant octapus!
we killed it with a boomb Fong gave us... then we had to hoist it up to the highest tower... One time it fell! killed a lot of guys"
"everyday my master he walks up to the highest tower, and he whispers... into the shell... all day HE Crazy!"
"one day a big ship came down from the sky, the people in em looked pretty funny... I ran! when i came back ship gone, people gone, conck gone... oohh gong gone.... eh ah oh... eh Ffffffffooooonnnggg gone!"

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Well it's so easy to be....

Thu, 22 Jan 2004 20:33:52 GMT

THE LATEST ATTROCITY.

BUT UT ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE
A PENIS THAT I SEE!

YOU'D BE SURPRISED TO DISCOVER MY LEVEL OF EMPATHY
I've gone from prey to victim

PENIS IN ME!!

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multi-form cabinet

banjolismo — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 00:33:55 GMT

intersted in connecting with like minded individuals in the form of puppet crafting performance artists & monster musicians. if any body out there is interested in putting a show together, I have my irons in the fire. my influances include(but are not limited to): gwar,kiss,crsh wrshp,pig face,bowie,the regal court of drag,japanese theatre(kabuki,noh,drag),caroliner rainbow,slipknot,devo,extra-action.com,froud,bread & puppet,the muppets,feebles,burning man,mardigras indians,brazil samba,voodoo,taymore's lion king, and sha sha higby

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remember when?

gingerpetunia — Tue, 30 Sep 2003 20:16:00 GMT

Remember when you got GWAR blood all over you at a show? Yeah. That was some funny shit. I asked BEEFCAKE the MIGHTY how to get it off your skin the next day and he advised: Scrub it off with laundry soap. How did you get it off you?

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